Zubaida Tariq (Appa) Totkay


Aik baar zubeeda apa punjabi aur pathan jarahay they
Key rastay mein achanak aik bhoot aya wo bhola
ke agar tm log samandar me kuch aisa penko ke wo main dhoond na sakoo to main tum logo ko zinda chor dunga
agar nahi to mardalo ga Panjabi ne apna watch pehenka bhoot dhoond kar le aya aur usay mar dia
pathan ne apni chadar bhoot ne dhonda aur usay bee mardala
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Zubeeda apa ne desprin penki wo pani mein hul ho gae aur bhoot usay dhoond nahi paya aur usay zinda chor dia’


Zubaida Tariq (Appa) Totkay


A quick recipe from zubaida appa’s kitchen:
1. Beta aik angoor lo,
2. Usay hath main pakro,
3. Ab aaram se apne daanto k beech main rakho,
4. Ab ahista se shishey main dekho,
ye lo..
“LANGOOR K MUNH MAIN ANGOOR” tiyar hai.

Zubaida Appa Funny SMS Text Message


‘Frndz zubaida aapa ptv home k aik programe mai ro parhi k ye mere kaise pakistan k bache hai jo apne barho k toheen karte hai.
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Zubaida aapa k jaan churhane k totke’

Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay


Agar sar par bal na nikal rahy hon to sir pe Engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal q nahi Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay…